mom: go to bed
me: can i watch one more video
"No, I’m not going to take some of Spongebob’s pics down to make room for your drawing— that’d be ridiculous. Go put it somewhere else. Share it online for all I care. Just get it out of my sight.”
*laughs* … *cries*
How to use sand to freak people out
I can’t stop thinking about the sculptor finely shaping that ass.
My friend had her daughters at a zoo when she heard, “Ma’am, there’s a lemur on your baby
when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires
get the fuck out
What the duckin duck
I think my mind broke at this sight.