alicexz:

toothyhalcyon:

Welcome to Tumblr.

Holy shit this is the most accurate post I have ever seen in my life

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Lilo, why are you all wet?

bondedwiththesea:

comicallycool:

videovriska:

daswiener:

captainhufflepuff:

This is actually heartbreaking when you remember Lilo tells Stitch her parents went for a drive, and the bad weather caused them to crash.

I always thought this scene was adorable

Wow thanks guy

Right in the childhood.

i never made that connection

Oh my god. That’s why it’s so important to her. Oh my god

this is tragic.

Oh my gosh, why would you post that? My childhood! 

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livinganendlesssummerdream:

tooshaknowsbest:

tooshaknowsbest:

I am the master of screenshots

this cap is 11 months old?? why are people reblogging it

we have our reasons

don’t question us

ifyoucarryonthisway:

how awkward are you on a scale from one to miranda cosgrove riding a candycane

cradletoalpha:

professorspork:

getoutofmygarden:

I imagine two scenarios in owning this clock:

1) It singing Be Our Guest every time someone visits.

or

2) Every morning I’d hear this “GIRL YOU LATE. IS THAT REALLY WHAT YOU’RE WEARING TODAY? I MEAN YOU’RE ALREADY LATE SO I’D GO CHANGE AT THIS POINT.”

SASSY GAY GRANDFATHER CLOCK

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[Flash 10 is required to watch video]

alchemylife:

way-of-the-dragon:

freecocaine:

FINALLY

omg hahahaha wtf

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Teacher: Why did you not study?
Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day! But that 1 day is your birthday!

postmodernismruinedme:

elitheartist:

Mufasa and Rafiki have a shipping war.

Mufasa and Rafiki have a shipping war.

farewell-kingdom:

Being here, by Mark Garry, thread pins, beads